Insert, “Once upon a time...”
and
“...we all live happily ever after.”
There! Well, one can certain dream can’t they?
Good one. Works for me!
Once upon a time there was a Bad Senate where certain people of dubious pedigree reined.
Then, a new day dawned; there came to be a New and perhaps Better Senate with a new Order of Battle as follows:
MacCain, the Defender, finds trashcan, climbs in;
Orin, the Hatchling, collects the erasers;
Graham, the Adviser to Obama, dusts the erasers into the trashcan holding McCain;
Snow, the Whinny Woman, takes the trashcan, holding McCain and the easer dust, and empties it into the garbage bin.
Hearing a loud noise coming from inside the garbage bin, Snow calls Hatchling and Graham to help her find out what making the noise.
They all climb in to investigate the racket. They find McCain, but at the same moment hear another loud noise and feel the garbage bin being lifted.
Garbage truck empties garbage bin, compacts, and moves on ...
Afterward, we all lived happily ever after ...