[Secret Agent Man]

sand people can sneak up on you.

[Cowboy Bob]

I guess even the police are “gun free” in DC. Otherwise they would have shot the guy before he got away.

[HiTech RedNeck]

How does one “sink” an axe into glass?

[Ray76]

Too bad it’s not:

Ax-Wielding Man Tries to Attack D.C. Police Officer, Dies in Gutter With Bullet in Head

[Pollster1]

I wonder what that cop did to provoke an unarmed gentle giant. The suspect wasn’t described, but I assume he was Amish.

[bert]

this is a direct result of outlawing wood stoves. the asks have no where to go.

I ax you, if asks are outlawed, will only outlaws have asks?

[OpusatFR]

Orcs?

[imardmd1]

NBC must find it way too expensive to keep the ‘e’ in ‘axe’ — out with ‘ye olde’ and in wit da ‘noo’ — hmm?

[depressed in 06]

Waiting for UpChuckie to demand ax control.

[abclily]

What’s with the axes already?

[SolidRedState]

Forget the axe. I want to know why the police chieftess of DC has all that bric-a-brac on her uniform.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Muzzies love to use hatchets, axes, and machetes in their attacks. I bet this is one of them.

[P.O.E.]

Probably just a local barber who always wanted to be a lumberjack

[csvset]

I’m actually surprised the officer didn’t try to shoot the perp.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Note to police: If you see a scruffy looking man in an urban environment, carrying an axe, remember that the Tueller distance is in effect, and you should verbally engage them at a distance, while being prepared to shoot.