For one thing, your suggestions are reasoned.
Second, keep your mug out of the media. Let people forget about you.
I realize his notoriety has contributed to his high profile infractions, but man I would be sure not to be doing anything that might possibly get me in trouble again.
The guy could have gone up the river big-time, and he still hasn’t learned much. What a shame.
Stay below the radar. If you have to, spend several years in your living room.
Me either. If it had been me, I would have left a smoke trail I would have left Florida so fast. If I had just taken a dose of Epsom Salts, I would have waited until I crossed the Florida line to go. I believe that his mother is of Peruvians Citizenship. I would have went to her and said, "Mama, I don't care how you do it, but I want you to get me to Peru now."