Did you just fall off a turnip truck?
I thought it was a potato truck, but it was dark out. Landed on my head and put a big crack in the road. Got run over by a Chevy Volt which also electrocuted me. Fortunately, a state road crew came along and threw me in the back of their pickup with a bunch of dead deer and coyotes and some kind of buzzard-looking thing that turned out to not be really dead and kept pecking at me until I stabbed it with a deer horn. It was one of those Triangle Of Life things.