Judge: “let me give you a tip ...”
When he’s doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn’t miss
He’ll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
They say he’s got a lot of chutzpah, he’s really quite khhhhhip
The parents pay the moyel and he gets to keep the tip
- “Pretty Fly For A Rabbi”
by Weird Al Yankovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcnIVDCnFA