If you're intoxicated and carrying a firearm, you'll get the warrant and blood test. That can be accomplished in under 15 minutes.
This happened in Mo, though...
571.030.1.5 (5) Has a firearm or projectile weapon readily capable of lethal use on his or her person, while he or she is intoxicated, and handles or otherwise uses such firearm or projectile weapon in either a negligent or unlawful manner or discharges such firearm or projectile weapon unless acting in self-defense;