In their spot, facing criminal action, I guess I could marry them. It would be a brief ceremony. No particular words are required as far as I know. When they came to me, I’d ask to see their marriage license and perhaps their IDs. Then I’d say, “You’re married,” and sign the paperwork.
Just go ahead and bend over, just make sure it’s quick so you won’t feel so bad.
How about the minster does the gay ceremony with money paid in advance but more importantly*******
****** Done with his back turned to them as a form of protest and with a big sign in the back ground to ruin photographs. The sign saying - “Done under Christian protest”
“In their spot, facing criminal action, I guess I could marry them. It would be a brief ceremony. No particular words are required as far as I know. When they came to me, I’d ask to see their marriage license and perhaps their IDs. Then I’d say, “You’re married,” and sign the paperwork.”
Then you’d be endorsing and supporting a falsehood (by Biblical standards, they are NOT married). That’s why the folks under attack won’t go through with the hypocritical pretense only to save their business.
That would be one approach. Another would be a Biblically based Hellfire and Brimstone condemnation of the homosexual lifestyle, ending with a "You may be married in eyes of Satan but my advice to you is to go and sin no more. You may kiss the Bride."
Perhaps a whole special script could be used for such special couples, condemning the lovely couple to eternal hellfire and damnation, lovingly together, forever. Amen.
Or some such. Get the money up front.
Oh; that death thing?
After that comes the JUDGEMENT.