Posted on 10/17/2014 8:51:02 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
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Did a search on Cheney, book, and didn’t find WMDs. Apparently it was Cheney who took that stance in a book.
That’s stunning. Gotta link?
No one I know likes any of his commercials whether they be Gold, his books or D-I-N-O-V-I-T-E!
I thought it was James Baker who said no WMD’s
I discovered Rush way back. A few months after he went national.
My company sent me to Jacksonville, Florida on business. Had a day to hang out at the beach and had a little transistor radio with me. Was playing around with it and came across Rush’s show. “Whoa, who is THIS guy?” I was hooked.
Was living in Michigan at the time and it was a couple of years before any station near me picked up his show. He needs to go back to doing the humorous updates that he was doing at that time.
made that mistake once....ordered my gold from the same guy who sold me the DINOVITE....shoulda know’d somethin was foul when both orders showed up in the same box.
When I opened the box,I found the DINOVITE had eaten the gold and was poop’n geese.
so is life in the real world
Sometimes tis true!!!!
you got that ? I was tryin to sell decoder rings
lmao........happy friday Doc
Snow was at best a moderate. Popular here at FR but very much in the Bush-GOPe camp.
Weekend is here.... yes...
The airman may have a good point.
Starting off to be a nice one.
great caller bein held til the break....gonna be good
I owe a lot of Freepers an apology they where right in the manners of Bush.
You do realize that Rush Limbaugh was also “very much in the Bush-GOPe camp.” don’t you?
Its only after a lot of revisionism that you find FR populated with so many “Real Conservatives” who hate GHW Bush ,GW Bush, Karl Rove, Tony Snow, the GOPe , and maybe even Dick Cheney as best I can tell.
RAh Rah to all you Real Conservatives!!!!!!! and good luck with all that
certainly hope so..
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