Stop into the Tiki Bar in Clewiston, you will see some sights. Also, the casino in Brighton. Some real old fat women. It must be in the water..... plenty of sulfur.
I’ve been to Clewiston. Ate lunch at a BBQ joint on the main drag. Might have been a Sonny’s BBQ, I don’t remember exactly. Seemed pretty normal. Missed the Tiki Bar. Thanks for the warning. Although, the thing about bars is, if you don’t want to just get laid, is just watching the people.
Now, the women here seem to think that they’re all prim and proper and that men are pigs and all that. I’m here to tell you. You want to see a sight, go to some redneck bar after 12. After all the “Ladies” get good and drunk. That right there is some good entertainment.
Ya’ll ever been to the Flora-Bama Lounge in Orange Beach/Gulf Shores/Pensacola? Best Friggin Roadhouse in the Damn United States. Or at least the Fl. Panhandle....
Anyway, one of my most famous stories involves me being Wingman for 2 of my buddies. It involved a 70 y.o. woman and two of her daughters. I won’t bore you with the details other than to say, for 70 years old she wasn’t half bad looking and could dance up a storm!!!! I was about 30 at the time.