Posted on 10/02/2014 11:21:08 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
NIH spends $466,642 to determine if it’s all about that bass
The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.
(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...
“Here’s to fat bottomed girls they make the rockin’ world go ‘round’’!
The NIH should be encouraging teenagers to avoid dating, and instead to spend their time getting good grades in school, finding jobs, and making themselves useful to their parents and community.
There is nothing about “dating” that is good for teenagers’ “health.”
Poor Freddie was queer as a three dollar bill ... pity.
"I've got fudge!"
Either that guy is drunk out of his mind, or he is the greatest “Wingman” of all-time.
I’ve been to Clewiston. Ate lunch at a BBQ joint on the main drag. Might have been a Sonny’s BBQ, I don’t remember exactly. Seemed pretty normal. Missed the Tiki Bar. Thanks for the warning. Although, the thing about bars is, if you don’t want to just get laid, is just watching the people.
Now, the women here seem to think that they’re all prim and proper and that men are pigs and all that. I’m here to tell you. You want to see a sight, go to some redneck bar after 12. After all the “Ladies” get good and drunk. That right there is some good entertainment.
Ya’ll ever been to the Flora-Bama Lounge in Orange Beach/Gulf Shores/Pensacola? Best Friggin Roadhouse in the Damn United States. Or at least the Fl. Panhandle....
Anyway, one of my most famous stories involves me being Wingman for 2 of my buddies. It involved a 70 y.o. woman and two of her daughters. I won’t bore you with the details other than to say, for 70 years old she wasn’t half bad looking and could dance up a storm!!!! I was about 30 at the time.
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