Feds Wonder Why Fat Girls Can’t Get Dates

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 10/1/14 | Elizabeth Harrington

[SoFloFreeper]

NIH spends $466,642 to determine if it’s all about that bass

The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.

[truth_seeker]

Fat chicks have reached “critical mass,” it is so commonplace, and there is no shame, so to speak.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Dare to Be Fat...
~Root Boy Slim

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y’all
Fat don’t matter at all

I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood
Good God almighty she was lookin’ good
Tight ski pants, cashmere sweater
Root Boy can’t think of nothin, nothin better

Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y’all
Fat don’t matter at all

She’s got a shape that makes me drool
Lord I’m just a fat girl’s fool
She weighs in at two-oh-two
That’s fine with me, I’m portly too

Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y’all
Fat don’t matter at all

Man, those fat girls got me eating out of their hands
They got me playin the fool
They got me doin anything they want me to
They got me wrapped out around their pudgy fingers
I don’t know how to get out of this syndrome I’m in

Me and my woman got it made
Eatin in, eatin out, at least six times a day
Breakfast and brunch, lunch and dinner too
Plus a few meals that might be new to you

Come on come on you fat girls
Give Root Boy some play
Fellow might not be noticin you but
I dig you, I dig you
I’m a fat man too
I dig you fat girls
You’re foxy, you’re foxy
You got put on a pedestal
Highly elevated
Back in medieval times
You’re Rubenesque, baby

[SoFloFreeper]

Man, I go away for a few minutes and boom! This thread has 40 replies.

[T-Bone Texan]

Spinner, I came across that song only 2 weeks ago, and it has haunted/bothered me daily ever since, and now you just re-upped me for another tour of duty.

So yeah, thanks for that.

[US Navy Vet]

Ask;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Mix-a-Lot

[SoFloFreeper]

[laplata]

paging Rosie O’Donnell...?

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She’s got the Energizer Bunny.

[SoFloFreeper]

[PeteePie]

Bump

[beelzepug]

Another way would be to introduce them to Bill Clinton. He’ll jump anything!

[longfellow]

Because klinton almost lost his presidency over it.

I’m done paying taxes.

[RetSignman]

Some don’t even know they are fat until they wake up one morning and are shocked to see they have gained 50 pounds.

One of them is in a commercial that runs every 5 minutes on the Fox Network.

[rdcbn]

Hey, this is a topic of great concern to the Democrat base

[Molon Labbie]

Good lord, get the flour out...

[Autonomous User]

./.or become a democrat.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Feds Wonder Why Fat Girls Can’t Get Dates”

I’ll tell them but first I have to finish putting the “NO FAT CHICKS” bumper sticker on my Jeep.

[StormEye]

"The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates."

I would not be surprised if there are plans by Obama and his lunatic Democrats to pass "hate crime" legislation based upon the results of this "study" that would make it a crime for a normal weight person turn down a date request from an obese, fat man or woman. Really! I believe the Democrat Party and its negro Pharaoh leader along with the rest of the demented liberals in America would be crazy enough to try something like that.

Just consider the what they done already; they've allowed Ebola carriers into the country and have allowed "children" from Central American nations to crash the border and bring in a virus that has cause paralysis and even death to a some American children. These lying, treacherous Democrats obviously don't care what kind of damage they do to America or to the rights of Americans.

[RetSignman]

Another way would be to introduce them to Bill Clinton.
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That wouldn’t do THEM any good all he wants is oral sex from women.

[caveat emptor]

Or diet like French women - control portions and smoke.

[Sir Napsalot]

Maybe they have more trouble finding ‘fat girls’ responding to their advertisement for the study?

Heck, maybe the money isn’t enough!