>>People are free to go see for themselves. You can stomp all the feet you like and call me a liar till the cows come home<<
IOW you cannot and you have outed yourself as a liar.
Good to have that on the record.
Thats a link to a new keyboard. Order it and see if it helps you win. Since your logic is uniquely correct, perhaps a new board could help you in some way bring unicorns to life.