I don’t like your tone.
“I don’t like your tone.”
I apologize for that, but while reading the piece, it was apparent that it was satire.
However, I do understand that satire by definition is reflective of actual events and some may not of that the following quote was fabricated.
“We are extremely pleased to have Eric Holder, a dear friend and and tireless advocate for the interests of Wall Street, join our prestigious financial services firm where he belongs,” Dimon said in a press release. “Considering the awful s**t we did — and boy did we do a lot of sleazy, ugly, ethically insidious s**t — Mr. Holder always stood in our corner and defended us no matter what. Hell, I even got a 74 percent raise out of it!”