Rush Limbaugh Show,12NOONPM-3PM,EDT,M-F,WOR AM,September 26,2014,Open Line Friday

The EIB Network ^ | September 26, 2014 | Rush Limbaugh

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AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[Carriage Hill]

Howdy!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Looks like it bends to me!

[mylife]

That cannot be good!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOL!

Rush almost said “Bat-Sh** crazy”, then caught himself just in time.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Conforms to the curves of your body—feature, not a bug, no doubt.

[Carriage Hill]

Did Rush just call us “stick to the issues crowd”? Heh.

[mylife]

Indeed he did. LOL

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Stick to the issues crowd = people tired of hearing about the NFL

[skinkinthegrass]

*HOWDY!* thare!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I just got Mrs S the Galaxy-S5‎ and she loves it...it's an in between size of the new iPhones. But she upgraded from a Blackberry so it's like night and day.

[mylife]

Cool,I’m still using a flip phone LOL

[Carriage Hill]

Rush, the NFL and violence...

[Clint N. Suhks]

You’re not the only one.

[Carriage Hill]

I’ve accidentally run over my 2006 Nokia 6060 flip dumbphone with a JD tractor, Bobcat and a 10T dumptruck, and it never bent or crushed; still works fine.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Our department Tech guy, who fits our entire sales force with the latest technology, refuses to get a smartphone. He loves his dumbphone because he says it makes him less vulnerable to tracking and hacking.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Prepare for the book whiners.

[skinkinthegrass]

"Rush, the NFL and violence.."
That's how MUSH; get's his exercise, when the Golf courses are closed.

should have I said that?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Must be nice not to be burdened with new technology business practices.

[skinkinthegrass]

*Dyslexically Challenged!*

[mylife]

All good points.