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Posted on 09/22/2014 6:50:25 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
If you thought three-breasted women were a thing of the Total Recall" past, you obviously havent heard of Jasmine Tridevil.
The 21-year-old Tampa, Fla. resident allegedly paid $20,000 to have a third breast and fake nipple surgically added to her body in hopes of deterring male suitors and earning an MTV reality show. Needless to say, her parents arent too thrilled about it.
My mom ran out the door. She wont talk to me. She wont let my sister talk to me, Tridevil said of her mothers reaction. Dads a little more supportive but still ashamed of his circus-freak-esque daughter.
(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...
LOL!
“Poor old Prunella was built like a fella,
She went ‘round to see Dr. Kerr,
He said, “Now then, make haste,” but when she stripped to the waist,
He could hardly stop calling her ‘sir.’
“Don’t worry your head, I’m a surgeon,” he said,
“I’ll graft you two on just like that.”
But he went and got plastered
the silly old fool,
And he grafted them onto her back.
Now poor old Prunella, she can’t get a fella,
To walk or to talk or romance with.
‘Cause no one wants to chat with a girl who looks like that,
But by golly, she’s great fun to dance with.”
Beny Hill done like Anthony Newley
I don’t believe it. This would be so unethical that not even a plastic surgeon would do it.
I am imagining Vince Vaughn doing the motorboat for some reason.
Correct on that movie.
There’s a Seinfeld line for everything...or so it seems...;)
The triple breasted whore of eroticon 6?
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+1
That’s it.
I'm thinking that he'd probably hit it... thrice.
LMAO!
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Or a barn cat that has just littered.
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Tridevil? Um, no. This is a hoax. The photo is faked and the name just too perfect.
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