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To: Joe 6-pack

He needs to upgrade his tacticoolness. Three extra pistol mag slots on his chest rig, but could only kinds sorta see one rifle mag. Didn’t appear to have an earpiece for his tacticool radio. factory iron sights on his rifle (sooooo last year). Metal magazine (really? who doesn’t have at least four color-matched P-Mags?) No discernable custom hearing or vision protection.

C+ on the tacticool scale. Needs to consult a serious gear-queer for upgrades.


15 posted on 09/19/2014 4:34:11 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: Blueflag
C+ on the tacticool scale. Needs to consult a serious gear-queer for upgrades.

And what , no tactical golf cart for the mall ninja? Or tactical wheelbarrow of death? LOL

19 posted on 09/19/2014 4:40:35 AM PDT by WhirlwindAttack (I lost my 80mm dual phased irridum plasma cannon in a tragic hover tank sinking)
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To: Blueflag

Correction: he does have an over-the-ear wired earpice. $19 on Amazon.

Definitely needs a makeover


22 posted on 09/19/2014 4:46:45 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: Blueflag
I bet you've seen this:
Tactical magic - the ulimate tacticool accessory

(black spraypaint)

54 posted on 09/19/2014 6:09:32 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Blueflag; Joe 6-pack

Despite those shortcomings you mentioned, prominently front/center were the blowjob kneepads in case the Obergruppenführer shows up unexpectedly.


75 posted on 09/19/2014 11:47:50 AM PDT by tomkat (seriously)
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