Oh, and I don't eat donuts.
Well aren’t you special.
You’re also disgusting.
All good sounding precautions.
HOWEVER, I might remind you that when you FART, you expel FINE PARTICLES OF FECES into the air around you. If this were not true, then you could not SMELL A FART.
BUT YOU CAN, and every time you smell someone else's FART, you have inhaled particles of FECES.