[UCANSEE2]

I learned a long time ago to wash my hands BEFORE using the lavatory and also not to shit and piss on my hands. Your mileage may vary.

All good sounding precautions.

HOWEVER, I might remind you that when you FART, you expel FINE PARTICLES OF FECES into the air around you. If this were not true, then you could not SMELL A FART.

BUT YOU CAN, and every time you smell someone else's FART, you have inhaled particles of FECES.

[driftdiver]

well thanks for sharing. lol

[Black Agnes]

Ditto puke. If you can smell the puke of someone who has ebola, technically you’ve potentially inhaled ebola virons.

[palmer]

I figured that flatulence was just a gas (e.g. sulfur compound), not vapor. But you might be right: http://iuva.org/sites/default/files/member/news/IUVA_news/Vol10/Issue4/IUVANewsVol10_Issue4_04.pdf

Flatulence may explain how bacteria can get from the colon of operating room personnel into the open wound of a surgery patient.

[Rodamala]

BUT YOU CAN, and every time you smell someone else's FART, you have inhaled particles of FECES.

Who is the smart feller and who is the fart smeller?