It's not due to anyone's SUV nor my 550 HP Cobra GT 500.
Pretty sure it is. I can ease your guilt though. Just hand over the keys to the Cobra and I'll ensure it's properly taken care of to, umm, help Gaia and all that crap her beloved plant and animal children...
or my lawn mower, chain saw, weed eater, BBQ grill, fireplace, Air Conditioner, Furnace, Incandescent Light bulbs, aerosol spray cans, pool chemicals, lack of mass transit, dark roof shingles, mahogany furniture, beef steaks, milk shakes or french fries........................
Pictures please!