Hey Bob. We can get a big fing MRAP!
Hot damn thats some cool shiite.
Damn. The PTA will have a cow.
No worries just put som big fing red crosses on it.
And paint the word "RESCUE" on each side.
In "Warrior Cop" there was a section when the SWAT teams were first proposed in Los Angeles, and got a sympathetic ear from the chief. He asked what SWAT stood for and was told "Special Weapons Attack Team", and the chif had his own cow. "You cannot call it that!" Not missing a beat, the proponents said, "OK, we'll call it "Special Weapons Aid Team". The chief was happy and gave a dispensation for it to be so.
I imagine we'll see a lot more of these vehicles with "RESCUE" on them, and the rings painted on their gun barrels will be the amount of "rescues" they made (cough).