OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
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GMTA :)
In order for Libs to understand, might I suggest a few changes?
1. The Sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the Earth. Think about how small the Earth must feel.
2. The Sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets. Balls of fire are hot. What do you think you would feel if you touched a ball of fire?
3. The Earth is one of the Sun’s planets. They are like a family, with the Sun as the Republican father (he provides all the energy), the Earth as the Democrat mother (she takes all the energy), and the Moon as her baby (it simply reflects the energy). Think of the energy as money. Which is correct?
4. The Earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the Sun. The Sun grabs onto the Earth and makes all her decisions for her. Who do you feel is responsible now?
5. Inhabitants of the Earth are less than specks. How does that make you feel? Right. The Sun is at fault here.
How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
GW is not about controlling the Sun.
There have been volcanoes going off with frightening regularity, with in the past year:
* 2 in Iceland, with BOTH venting right now
* 1 in Papua New Guinea
* 2 in Japan, Ryuku and Kyushu or some such spelling
* 1 in Guatemala
* 1 in Ecuador
Plus some others that weren’t spectacular.
Volcanoes put out lots of CO2. And short of conspiracy theories, this isn’t a man-made source of emissions.