[fatnotlazy]

I once ordered a chicken salad at McDonald's. The chippy behind the counter was busy chatting with her co-workers. She asked me three times if I wanted grilled or crispy and three times I said “grilled.” Guess what I got. Yup, crispy.

I'd like to think that robots wouldn't be so busy chatting with other robots that they couldn't get my order right.

[Rome2000]

Try asking one of these geniuses to slice 3/4 lb of turkey.

You’ll get a pound or 1/2 pound, they can’t figure out that 3/4=.75