When he said who he was, I would probably have said prove it. When he said I had to answer, I would have said prove it. When he said its all about the money, I would have said prove it, and so forth.
After all, I am from Missouri and was raised to be a skeptic.
There are some pretty good bits of ammo upthread, which allow you to do exactly that.
One is a detailed questionnaire designed to make a federal employee annoyed or nervous.
If there is a next time, I’ll be ready for him.
(either that, or they’ll take me away in chains)