Obama to Africans: Don’t touch Ebola corpses

The Hill ^ | September 3, 2014 | Justin Sink

[Zakeet]

President Obama urged West Africans in areas affected by the Ebola virus not to touch the corpses of loved ones who had succumbed to the deadly disease in a public service announcement released by the State Department on Tuesday.

"When burying someone who has died from this terrible disease, it's important to not directly touch their body," Obama says. "You can respect your traditions and honor your loved ones without risking the lives of the living."

[Snip]

"If you feel sick with a high fever, you should get help right away," Obama said.

[RockyTx]

cook bushmeat to 165F degrees

where is Al Gore when we need him

[left that other site]

And...wear knee pads, whether you are riding a bike or not.

KNEEL to Zod!

[Dahoser]

[Albion Wilde]

Wut? He’s doing celebrity spokesperson for causes now? Wonder how much he got paid?

[Albion Wilde]

Good one. Hope they gave the Mandela funeral interpreter another chance, too:

[Albion Wilde]

Shades of Jimmy Carter.

"Don't take the brown acid."

[taterjay]

What about the red pill or blue pill?
Another famous Obama instruction.

[Old Yeller]

And go to the bathroom BEFORE you put your snowsuit on.

[Alas Babylon!]

Is THAT Leon Panetta?

[GOPJ]

This fits Obama’s pattern of ‘concern’...

[shotgun]

The easiest way to get ketchup out is to hold the bottle downward at a 45 degree angle and insert your knife into the bottle allowing air to flow in and breaking the vacuum created by the thick ketchup