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To: safetysign

Well the South side of Ferguson
Is the baddest part of town
And if you went down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Michael Brown

Now Michael was more than trouble
You see he stood ‘bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies called him “Treetop Lover”
All the men just called him “Sir”

[Chorus]
And it was bad, bad Michael Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Michael was a thug and robber
And he’d have liked some fancy clothes
And he’d have liked to wave some diamond rings
In front of everybody’s nose
He wanted a custom classic auto
He wanted another one that’s new
He had a thirty two gun in his pocket for fun
He had a razor in his shoe

[Chorus]

Now Saturday ‘bout three weeks ago
Michael robbin’ stores
And as he walked away
With his bud Dorian
A cop drove down his way
Well he cast his eyes on Michael
Who was walking on the street
And the trouble soon began
And Michael Brown learned a lesson
‘Bout messin’ with the Man

[Chorus]

Well the two men took to fighting
And Michael hurt that policeman bad
But the cop had a gun to save his life
And he shot big Michael dead

And he was bad, bad Michael Brown
Baddest thug in the whole MO town..
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog,


115 posted on 08/29/2014 10:58:39 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Tennessee Nana

A funny rendition, but no humorous to the people of MO, who take their saints seriously.


119 posted on 08/29/2014 11:18:22 AM PDT by Theodore R. (Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
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