I know! Build a pipeline to transport grain! /s
The trans-Alaska pipeline has been highly successful since it was completed. Planned in the early 60’s the firs oils was pumped in June 1977. We have become a country that no longer builds on success.
A pipeline to transport grain may not be as unfathomable as seems on the face of things. With the right coatings and mechanics it could work. Add some processing and we could get fresh corn flakes from a spigot.
Distill it into alcohol first, then pipe it to me.