When he was a tyke, his mother put a sack over his head before kissing him good night.
He was so homely she fed him with a slingshot.
When he pulls up to a bank to cash his government check, the security cameras shut themselves off.
His dog won’t play with him unless he hangs a pork chop around his neck.
Heh, take the hook outta his mouth, man! Whoa, hey ...
I’ve seen better looking carp in Gainesville in Lake Lanier than the guy on the left. That is about as ugly as ugly gets.....
LOL, that’s just wrong.