Wind turbines are killing birds and solar plants are roasting them...
Environut: NOOOO...we must ban wind and solar NOW!!
So how do we generate electricity if wind, solar, coal, gas, and nuclear is off the table? I guess there is still hydroelectric....
Environut: NOOOO....hydroelectric keeps fish from swimming up river!!!
Sigh....
Alas, soon there will be a Silent Spring
Can you say "fish ladders"? I knew you could! They've been around for a long time.