Thank God you have no 21 year old testosterone laden sons or nephews who've made the mistake of having too much to drink....
So you're saying that it is impossible for me to have any sons or nephews who have been, ahem, "overserved" - just because none of them would fit into the category of the 0.00001% who are stupid enough to try to take someone's sidearm?
What you do when you are drunk reveals your character in a lot of ways.