You missed a couple. When Michael Brown was in Alaska, he awoke a sleeping bear specifically so that he could take its picture, and in NYC, he carried an ice cream sandwich in his pocket.
Oh, and when in Kentucky, he dyed some ducklings blue, but he neglected to dye at least six at a time.
But you made a valiant effort.
58 posted on 08/14/2014 10:24:10 AM PDT by Scoutmaster
(A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good.)