You missed a couple. When Michael Brown was in Alaska, he awoke a sleeping bear specifically so that he could take its picture, and in NYC, he carried an ice cream sandwich in his pocket.
Oh, and when in Kentucky, he dyed some ducklings blue, but he neglected to dye at least six at a time.
But you made a valiant effort.
Oh, wait, you were looking for MICHAEL BROWN'S rap sheet?
I was just producing ANY official rap sheet for you. That's what I said. "This is the official rap sheet".