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Teen lived in Texas Walmart for four days without notice, report says
Fox News ^ | 13 August 2014 | foxnews.com

Posted on 08/13/2014 9:54:11 AM PDT by aomagrat

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He obviously watched "King of the Hill."
1 posted on 08/13/2014 9:54:11 AM PDT by aomagrat
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You can’t make this stuff up..... :-)


2 posted on 08/13/2014 9:54:55 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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Chuck Mangione Jr.


3 posted on 08/13/2014 9:54:57 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
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4 posted on 08/13/2014 9:56:53 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
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He obviously watched "King of the Hill."

No mention of Chuck Mangione, though.

Mr. niteowl77

5 posted on 08/13/2014 9:58:33 AM PDT by niteowl77 (The five stages of Progressive persuasion: lecture, nudge, shove, arrest, liquidate.)
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He dressed like this to avoid detection.


6 posted on 08/13/2014 10:01:59 AM PDT by mylife
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And Married with Children.

AL BUNDY: Meh. Been there. Done that.


7 posted on 08/13/2014 10:04:28 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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LOL The supermarket dwellers.


8 posted on 08/13/2014 10:06:53 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
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My Name is Earl also did a show about living in a store.
Was a fictional store but from the interior you could tell it was Big Lots.


9 posted on 08/13/2014 10:08:27 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Really? I’m currently watching all episodes of “Earl” on Netflix. I’m still in Season 1. I’ll be looking for that show later....


10 posted on 08/13/2014 10:11:27 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Police said the unidentified teen made a hole in a wall of a drink aisle to take items without being noticed and used diapers to avoid having to use the restroom.

A trail of garbage reportedly led employees to the teen.

Clever enough to make a hole; not clever enough to conceal it.

Wonder how long he could have extended the ruse had he simply been smart enough to pocket his trash and dispose of it inside towel waste when he used the public restroom normally.

11 posted on 08/13/2014 10:11:52 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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My Name is Earl was pretty funny.


12 posted on 08/13/2014 10:11:54 AM PDT by mylife
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Reminds me of a Far Side description of a mall where an entire community evolves. They develop their own language to communicate among them, involving store names (”Starbucks macys sears, starbucks starbucks victoria Secret!”)


13 posted on 08/13/2014 10:14:46 AM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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The 14-year-old built two campsites inside the store using boxes of strollers and stacks of paper towels and toilet paper

He obviously watched "King of the Hill."

Or maybe "Employee Of The Month".

14 posted on 08/13/2014 10:16:59 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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He may be onto something there,build condos inside stores!
Can we offer franchises?


15 posted on 08/13/2014 10:24:55 AM PDT by ballplayer
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Teen lived in Texas Walmart for four days without notice, report says

He was supposed to give them notice he was living there?

16 posted on 08/13/2014 10:25:33 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, with Jennifer Connolly and Frank Whaley

17 posted on 08/13/2014 10:26:21 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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Too bad he’s only 14. If I were the store manager, I’d offer him a job in security.


18 posted on 08/13/2014 10:32:42 AM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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19 posted on 08/13/2014 10:33:28 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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LOL!


20 posted on 08/13/2014 10:34:37 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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