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To: SMGFan; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Cincinatus' Wife; ...
You know Bendy, you're not very hard to figure, only at times... Sometimes I know exactly what you're going to say. Most of the time.

The other times... the other times, you're just a stinker.

What did you do that... for?

I've been wondering if I'd like it.... It's even better when you help.

You know you don't have to act with me, Bendy... You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing.

Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Bendy? You just put your lips together and.. blow.

Just my luck... they didn't install my pucker!

Then-- Gadzooks! I... woke up!

88 posted on 08/12/2014 9:09:49 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

Heh... She was attractive when she was younger (her Russian ancestry, IIRC). The only downside was I never cared for her voice. Although it was naturally deep, I thought it sounded too much like an ashtray. I like a softer, sweeter, girlish voice... like Laz’s. ;-D


89 posted on 08/12/2014 9:14:29 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Bender2

RIP


96 posted on 08/12/2014 10:21:48 PM PDT by Impy (Think for yourself)
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To: Bender2

WOW Bender you never told us that story

That your former flame was lauren Bacall is before Bogie came in the picture


111 posted on 08/13/2014 8:53:31 AM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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RE: Then— Gadzooks! I... woke up!

Unfortunately Lauren can’t make the same claim


122 posted on 08/13/2014 1:53:45 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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