To seal borders against Ebola would require the willingness to close borders at all. Since the borders are open anyway, keeping out Ebola is not possible.
Bingo!
Give the man a kewpie doll.
The truth is most of the world would be glad to see the
US riven by ebola..........that is until we were gone.
I’m not a man, but I’ll take the Kewpie doll ;-)
Fixed it.