Nah. Look, over there Citizen, American Idol is about to start!.....
American Idol is about to start!.....
American Idol contestant Mbugway Mfume drops
dead in middle of performance. Judges at first
thought it part of act, describing his death
as “simply astounding”, “a great performance”,
“the bleeding from the eyes and ears was awesome”,
“the bloody projectile vomiting on the audience,
held me speechless”, “I gave him a 10, it’s too bad
he won’t be able to enter the final round”.
No further comments were available from the surviving
judges who remain in quarantine.