I did have to pump my septic tank in the spring of 2013 so that was almost a craptastrophe.
My father-in-law had a household with a wife and three daughters. His septic tank backed up. Hired an old guy to fix it.
Guy came back and told him “Here’s your problem - these things with strings!! Ya can’t flush them down the toilet if you have a septic system. Are you a man or not. Get control of these women man!!”
Every time he tells that story I laugh so hard I can’t breath.
'Cause it raised a stink with the neighbors?