> Helpful, happy, friendly...just never, and I mean NEVER ask what’s in their chili.
Any of your neighbors wear a sack over their head and carry a chainsaw?...lol
“Any of your neighbors wear a sack over their head and carry a chainsaw?...lol”
Unlike soylent green It’s unlikely the chili will contain people. The conversation goes like this:
Me: “Interesting texture.”
Redneck: “Want my recipe?”
Me: “No.”
Redneck: “Made a pillow out of the fur.”
Me: “I thought that was a dog.”
Redneck: “Close, coyote.”
Me: “Thanks, that was good. I’ve got to go.”