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To: jsanders2001

“Any of your neighbors wear a sack over their head and carry a chainsaw?...lol”

Unlike soylent green It’s unlikely the chili will contain people. The conversation goes like this:
Me: “Interesting texture.”
Redneck: “Want my recipe?”
Me: “No.”
Redneck: “Made a pillow out of the fur.”
Me: “I thought that was a dog.”
Redneck: “Close, coyote.”
Me: “Thanks, that was good. I’ve got to go.”


35 posted on 07/15/2014 3:29:52 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: Gen.Blather

Lol


36 posted on 07/15/2014 3:30:51 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: Gen.Blather

Worked with a certified redneck a few years ago.We were talking about what wild game each of us had eaten,and he mentioned that he didn’t really like possum,it was too greasy.


40 posted on 07/15/2014 4:43:16 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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