Posted on 07/03/2014 6:20:03 AM PDT by Kaslin
“assault weapons,” ask them what that means
To his credit, he looked at me and admitted he didn’t know.
Happy Birthday, Patriot
Actually, this year, Independence Day falling on a Friday will make progressives harder spot. We Orthodox Christians (and the rest of the Christian East, Copts, Jacobites, Armenians, Assyrians and any Uniates who haven’t latinized their fasting typicon) will be off animal products and might be bringing “tofu hockey pucks” to barbeques tomorrow.
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(Orthodox monastic smiley)
You can spot them at your barbecue. They’re the ones blabbing on and on about something called “the world cup”.
I once had a libtard tell me that all one had to do to make a “semi-auto assault weapon” go full rock and roll was to file down some internal parts. I told him that was also the best way to make it a non-firing replica. There was that dumb look again...
What’s wrong with American Spirit cigarettes?
I would add: Serve Two If By Tea.
My flag will be flying upside down this year, again.
I went to see the new movie “America” yesterday. It is a very good movie and I recommend it to everyone this 4th of July weekend, except hardcore lefties because it will make their heads explode. The poor theater attendants have enough on their hands already cleaning up after spilled soda and popcorn.
I’m a weekend musician, so I’m always among the liberal camp, with one or two exceptions among them. I lost a girlfriend because my Facebook postings on politics were “offending” her grown children.
I got a better idea. Ignore them. They hate that even more.
Oh, come on! Good Catholics who keep a meat-free Friday should be eating flounder with ketchup! That’s what we got every Friday and as bad as it was it MUST be better than tofu hockey pucks.
Happy 4th to you!
And why would someone be stupid enough to make their rifle fire full auto all the time?
Also, “there are already laws against that - are you saying that laws don’t keep people from doing things?”
That is on my to do list. We went to see 2016 a few years back, nice to sit with the like minded!
Don’t you love the delicate souls who have to “unfriend” you because you dared to utter a political opinion different from the vast herd?
Nope ... it ust’a be swordfish ... HUGE steaks and tasty.
Scare the hell out of them by asking if they want to shoot your “assault weapon”.
Oh, a rich kid, lol!
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