OK, then do what they did to the AIG execs: Tax the income of anybody in the Lerner and Holder households at 100% for the rest of their lives.
Use Lerner’s taxes to buy a printer where all IRS emails are automatically printed out as they are sent and received, and use the IRS employees’ drastically reduced salaries to buy the paper for it. Call that machine the “Lois Lerner Memorial FU”.
Now you’re onto something!