Posted on 06/18/2014 8:53:29 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Medical science is making bold new leaps every day. Not only is there a new medication out that is just like the old medication, except it costs 10 times as much, but the American Medical Association has decided that gender is purely imaginary.
For thousands of years, human ignorance convinced us that there were two genders. Now the AMA says that gender is imaginary. You can be any gender you want. Change gender every week. Or every day.
We’re in Hopechangeistan now. Biology, like economics and military science, are purely imaginary fields. “Science” says so.
In other action Monday, the AMA said transgender people should be able to switch the sex designation on their birth certificates without having sex-change surgery.
Most states make the operations a prerequisite. But the new AMA policy acknowledges that gender identity doesn’t always match a person’s birth anatomy.
An AMA report says identification documents that are consistent with gender identity rather than anatomy is essential to basic social and economic functioning. …
The new policy won praise from the National Center for Transgender Equality.
Since everyone knew that sex change operations didn’t actually switch genders, the AMA has conceded that reality. Transvestites are now transgender. Men in dresses are women.
We are now in a golden age of politically correct science which says that sexual orientation is set genetically at birth,but that gender is fluid and changeable.
And if you claim gender is real, that’s a hate crime.
Medical care appropriate to the sex they decided on? Then, women trannies can’t get pelvic exams anymore. OmiG-d, what’s happening with the world? I guess G-d’s giving us punishment for legalizing homosexual “merging”.
Has anybody come up with a theory why transgenders are so screwed up,regarding their genders? Other than screwy parents.
BtD: "Howdy, Doc...say, you're new here, aintcha?"
Doc: "Yes, Mr. Drill. Now, how may I help you?"
BtD: "Well, I had a little too much beer last night and while I wuz takin' a whiz over the deck railing I caught muh danglers in the zipper. You got, like, some neosporin or somethin'?"
Doc: "Tell me, Mr. Drill, do you feel you have testicles?"
BtD: "Say what? Of course I feel 'em, they hurt like a sumbitch, that's why I'm here."
Doc: "No, no, Mr. Drill, I mean in a broader, metaphorical sense. Do you feel you have male genitalia or do you envision yourself with breasts?"
BtD: "Doc, I envision myself bleeding. If I wuz a girl there wouldn't be any place to put a tourniquet, would there?"
Doc: "Bleeding, Mr. Drill, is only a social construct."
BtD: "Well, then your carpet cleaner is gonna haveta remove a puddle of social construct if you don't get me a bandaid or something. What is this 'do you feel you have testicles' stuff? I feel I have a hangover. The testicles sort of speak for themselves."
Doc: "Mr. Drill, you obviously have no conception of advanced social thought. Have you ever been in touch with your inner woman?"
BtD: "Yeah, Doc, and she says if you let me dirty her floor anymore she's gonna scratch yer eyes out. Waidaminnud - this yer diploma?" [Reading the diploma] "Whatinellizzis? Gender Studies?"
Doc: "Yes, Mr. Drill. According to 0bamacare all emergency calls must be triaged through first-level screeners qualified in advanced social thought."
BtD: "What happened to the ER staff?"
Doc: "Had to let them go. Do you realize how much a person trained in advanced social thought earns?"
BtD: "Never mind. I'm going over to the vet's. Mebbe slap a little pine tar on it or cauterize it with a soldering iron or something. You know what, Doc? I think yer a quack!" [Stalks out, holding groin]
Doc: "Bitch."
Not only is it fluid, it's imaginary. Imaginary fluid. I'm sure there's a joke to be made of that, but my brain's too tired to think of it just now. :-)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.