"Charlie Crisco"... Haaaaah-hah!! *snicker* *snort*
From Wikipedia:
Scott was in the U.S. Navy for 29 months[16] and served on the USS Glover (FF-1098) as a radar technician. Scott made his first foray into business while working his way through college and law school, initially buying and reviving two Kansas City donut shops.[17]
He attended college on the GI Bill, later graduating from the University of MissouriKansas City with a bachelor’s degree in business administration and earned a law degree by working his way through Southern Methodist University.[18] He was licensed by the Texas Bar to practice law on November 6, 1978.[19]