How about some good old country songs?
“How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go Away”
“My Tears Have Washed I Love You Off the Blackboard of My Heart”
“I’d Write and Tell You Goodbye, but I Don’t Know How to Spell pffft”
“If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know it’s Me”
“My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him’
Jimmy Buffett ~ If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know it’s Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwsG3PyGvL0