Posted on 06/09/2014 8:08:41 AM PDT by Biggirl
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Hi, hun (Pittsburghese term of endearment).
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Gotta story about that, I was in japan as a young lad, and was talked int eating sushi.
Well I don’t know what the hell I am doing and this japanese guy teaches me about sushi.
Turns out he owns the place and he is setting me up with all kinds of exotic stuff for free to educate me.
Uni, Fish eggs on seaweed, and then Octopus...Taco.
Man I chewed that for what seemed like an hour.
Had my hand on my chin to help me masticate it, but I was smiling at the host while I tried to get it down because I did not wish to be rude to his hospitality.
Finally I got it down and he says “You like taco”?
I reply yes *not wishing to be rude*
He says “Ahh you first American I ever meet like raw octopus. Nother round!”
Arghhh.
LOL
Edison was a punk.
How are you?
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