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To: ifinnegan
You seem to be saying God is not God and Creator of the universe and any other life that may exist.

Behold!

The Savior of the Aliens!!




 
Behold the visage of the omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in His Noodliness and stare agape at His meatitude.
 
Noodly 1

 

“Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster is with you...”
~ Ragu on Pastafarianism
“Come, Holy Sauce, Creator blest, and, in our pasta, give us thy rest...”
~ Ishmali Camuwundra on the Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.

Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions.

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

163 posted on 05/13/2014 1:39:38 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Hi Elsie,

Those atheist boys love the Spaghetti Monster.

They are such clever boys.


166 posted on 05/13/2014 1:45:27 PM PDT by ifinnegan
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