I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
He stuck it in my face and I hauled off and bit it.
Posted on 05/06/2014 8:24:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog
Deputies discover hash oil operation while investigating report of man being bitten on penis by pit bull (full title)
SAN MIGUEL COUNTY, Colo. -
The San Miguel County Sheriff's Office says a deputy found a potentially dangerous butane hash oil operation while responding to an unusual call.
The sheriff's office says a man who lives at the home near Telluride called 9-1-1 and reported that his pit bull bit him on his penis.
The deputy said that there was a large amount of blood in the home and that the man was taken to the hospital.
While responding to the call, the deputy said he came upon a butane hash oil manufacturing operation.
The sheriff's office says that butane bottles, several trays of suspected hash oil and other potentially hazardous materials were found.
“These marijuana oil extraction operations are extremely dangerous, hazardous to emergency responders, the occupants of the house and the neighborhood, still there is some debate by our legal advisors if the operations are in fact illegal." said Sheriff Bill Masters.
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What was his penis doing in the dogs mouth in the first place? The sick bastard got what was coming to him.
Dude! I don’t want to know what he was doing with his penis out around a PitBull, but maybe this time the PitBull acted in self defense. Just sayin..............never tease a dog with a little weiner.
True, and I choose to go this way.....
The dog is a sub-breed of the Pit Bull known as a Bitpenis Bull.
What would you expect?
‘Pitbull named Spitball’
If he adopted the stage name, ‘PeterBiter’, the Piebald Penis-Munching Pitbull’, who knows? Sideshows, TV, Broadway.
His name in lights. The problem of course would be finding straight men to work with him.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
He stuck it in my face and I hauled off and bit it.
I’m betting that marijuana has medicinal value for that as well.
Note to self: When making hash oil with your pit bull, wear a metal cup.
Weird. Just today somebody posted an article about Monica Lewinsky.
And you’re not on the seldom used Red Dwarf ping list because why?
Because I seldom watch it.
Funny show though.
Rover! Grab my bong. Rover! I said BONG not dong.
Fair enough.
That fierce looking fellow looks like he could bite a guy’s leg off.
“Best headline, ever.”
Article written by Chris Loveless. I suppose the bitee might also become Loveless.
Get a kinder and gentler pit bull.
I got nothin.
I fold.
It’s worse than the premature jihadilation the other day where the wannabe jihadi hate blasted the wall directly in front of himself with his RPG-7 phallic symbol.
Possible Darwin award though.
If this guy is rendered unable to reproduce through misadventure...
“Well Cliffie, life’s a pit bull and I was wearing Milkbone underwear today.” Norm
The only thing that could have made this better would be if the article was written by PETER Loveless.
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