Puh-LEEEEZE. Imagery is truly in the eye of the beholder.
It’s a matter of feline integrity to be the most beautiful kitty on the block and deeply personal to Sasu (the cat) whose grooming needs are met with regularity, and of which you have made a mockery. :D
“...and of which you have made a mockery. :D...”
But it was done Lovingly and in good fun!!!! I would never insult your cat, my dear lady!!! haha!!
Being a dog person, and having a Golden (and beagles too), I definitely understand the need for grooming. Goldens quickly go from Beauty to Complete, Absolute, Total, and Unrecognizable MESS in about 30 seconds. Mine LOVES mud, water, snow, cut grass, etc., so we keep her shaved up short.
I had a cat too, for 17 years, back when I was growing up. I remember her hacking up hairballs, eyes bugging out, and that sound... it was comical AND gross!!! Haha!