“...14 year old girls also behave that way...”
Yeah, like all those old teeny-bopper magazines...
Maybe they’ll come out with an issue of “Putineey Beat!” or “Cosmoputin” or something... with articles like “Seven Sex Secrets To Get Vlad To Love You In Bed”... or “What Vlad REALLY Means When He Says “I Must Break You!”
I dunno...
Kiddie porn is legal there, so they won’t need to write any articles in Putins Pedophile Paradise
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I’d write to a magazine before but last night I dreamed of a shirtles Adonis of a man riding a bear. And when I woke up, there was bear poop on my floor! I feel so....used...
In my dream Vlad broke into my room astride his grizzly and told me he was mad at me for mocking him on the inter..and I trembled at the smell of the swear forming on his manly and rugged brow...