Today on Jerry Springer...
“Men unable to express man crushes on men who ride bears...And more...”
...i dunno Jerry. He is just everything I’m not. Bold, confident unafraid of liberal pansies from other countries...I hate that I hate that I HATE THAT!!!... I hate ME Jerry. I know I can never be him. And that’s when my 9 year old told me ‘Dad, just make fun of him with your girlfriends like we do...he’ll kiss you eventually’.
“Is she right Jerry? I’m so insecure...”
That was after his Oprah appearance...