“Minutes later, the prospective baby daddy is hopping and jumping on the stage in glee...”
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I thought the preferred method in life was to get married first BEFORE popping out chilluns.
Then my son explained to me that this is way you get “mo’ check”, as the sole adult in the household with dependent children, the more the better.
Then, you can also get a cash benefit for providing childcare, and having your chilluns in childcare. So, you merely swap kids daily with another “single mother” in same circumstance, and order up that new Lexus. With rims.
Ooo, wee! Only chumps actually work and pay taxes. Plenty of time to sit around, puff on a fatty, and watch Maury to see if you recognize anybody...
I watched a new age Divorce Court yesterday. The errant new husband and wife were arguing over trivial crap.
It came out in TV testimony he had 12 sons and 15 daughters by other women. He was less than 30 years old based on appearance. At one point he had 5 wimmins pregnant at the same time.
This whole thing isn’t about marriage, it isn’t about children for children’s sake. It is about money. Government money. Money that has to have dependents to be assigned. Babies, babies and mo babies so that EBT, SSI, TANF, WICs, Section 8 and ObamaPhones can flow freely.
When you have 27 kids spread among 8-12 brood cows, that’s 3-4 chilluns each. What that also gets you is about $6000 each year in EITC.
We are not going to survive this as a country. My suggestion is that anyone with children or grand children is to find some place in this world to go, or to fully arm yourself for the social entitlement Armageddon that is coming when the money runs out.